Translator....

At anytime you might hear the following words spoken in my home.
In case you have trouble understanding, I've included the meanings.

Arthur- a person who writes books

Root Beard- a carbonated beverage

I'n- sounds like "I'm" but used with an "N" ex: "I'n hungry."

Former-La- the infant powder mixed with water that babies drink for nourishment

Ruffin'- what dogs have been heard doing

Super Mario "Bross"- the name of the Nintendo DS game consisting of the Bros. Mario and Luigi

Bees Mean- when someone is acting inappropriately or unfairly towards another.
ex: "He always "bees mean" to me."

Drool- the tool one uses to tighten screws

A-Leez-ee-anna- the southern state where we are originally from. Located between Texas and Mississippi

Breff-ust- the first meal of the day

Bump Beds- two twin beds stacked together with a ladder and some screws

Short Pants- what we wear in the summer

Long Pants- what we wear in the winter

Shirt Sleeves- the opposite of long sleeves

Maff- a subject in school involving numbers

Punk-in- an orange vegetable that we carve at Halloween

Optover- the month between September and November when we carve punkins.

Jan-a-wary- the first month of the year

Feb-a-wary- comes after Janawary and before March

Not Fair- when something doesn't go as planned or one doesn't get one's way

Take a Haircut- what happens when hair gets too long.

Stoooooop! Dooooooon't! Noooooo! - usually spoken in a shrilled voice followed by whining, and crying.

Sleepover- when you sleep across the hall in someone else's room.

***The next two are my personal favorites from several years ago****

Maa-gan-zeen- contains articles, pictures, and sometimes the latest fashion.

Jack and the Bee Snot- an old Fairy Tale about a little boy and some magic beans.

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