We the babies of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish that parental persons may NOT have rights to any of the following:
1. freedom of sleep (a full night's sleep is strictly prohibited)
2. right to BARE arms (parental persons must hold infant 24/7)
3. search and seizure of diapers (parental persons must not change diapers until explosion occurs)
AND WE MEAN IT!
1 comment:
wow...that looks LOUD! Can't wait to hear her.
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